Requires Commentary - Jwanna VS Screech

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As Jwanna Dai rushes down to the ring to take on his nemesis, Screech, he only vaguely notices something that looks like guys in demon costumes lining the ramp, almost like they're guards.  He can also barely make out a demonic voice announcing:

The following contest is the Last Man Standing Match! There are no pinfalls, no disqualification and no submission! The only way to win is to incapacitate your opponent to the point they're unable to answer the count of ten!

Introducing first: Jwanna Dai

bright spotlights against a blackened stadium create a stark lightshow
A clip is aired on the Titan Tron, showing some of the wrestler's greatest victories and most powerful moves
Jwanna Dai rushes recklessly to the ring, not his normal embodiment of confidence and serenity
wearing a well-worn duster over a simple wrestling costume
surrounded by four bald-headed demons wearing robes

and his opponent: Screech

A series of coloured spotlights creates a terrific lightshow,
a clip is aired on the Titan Tron, showing some of SCREECH'S greatest victories and most powerful moves,
SCREECH, makes his way to the ring,
wearing a U.S.A. Olympic wrestling singlet,
greeting the mob from his Rolls Royce,
while motioning as if he is filming the crowd,
red, white, and blue pyrotechnics show goes off on the ramp.

Jwanna Dai gains the initiative exploiting his quickness!!
Jwanna Dai approaches Screech, yelling "You [CENSORED]!"
and hits him to his throat with a Throat Thrust

Nanael: Whoa! Watch the foul language in there!

Jwanna Dai dives into Screech with a clothesline
knocking him down executing a 3 Point Stance Charge

Jwanna Dai grabs the rival and puts his own head under his arm
and brings him backward with a bridge performing a Northern Light Suplex

Jwanna Dai grabs Screech's arms putting it between his legs
and throws him forward in a pinfall position performing a Recliner Pin
The match cannot end with a pin fall

Jwanna:"Screech!  You will pay!"

Taki: The only thing that Joanna needs to pay is attention! This is a last man standing match, pitfalls and submissions mean nothing here!

Screech gets up!!

Jwanna Dai approaches his rival loading his arm
and gives a blow to his throat executing a Throat Thrust

Jwanna Dai turns giving his shouldres to the adversary
and kicks him with a Mule Kick!

Jwanna Dai grabs Screech by the head
and crushes his head on the ground to perform an Inverted DDT

Jwanna Dai approaches the rival laying on the ground
falling down with a Falling Headbutt hitting him with his head
Screech pulls himself together and fights back

Screech puts a outstretched hand on Jwanna Dai's forehead
Jwanna Dai blocks Screech's hand avoiding the execution of an Eye Rake

Screech puts a outstretched hand on Jwanna Dai's forehead
and scratches him bringing it down putting his fingers in the eyes with an Eye Rake

Screech turns giving his shoulders to the adversary
Jwanna Dai stops the rival's leg preventing the execution of a Mule Kick

Screech hugs Jwanna Dai's head
Jwanna Dai easily parries a Knee on Head
Jwanna Dai pulls himself together and fights back

Jwanna Dai hugs Screech's head
and lows his face with the knee to perform a Knee on Head

Jwanna Dai turns against the adversary
and kicks him with a Corkscrew Heel Kick!

Jwanna Dai takes Screech's head under his shoulder
and by lifting him by 45° connects with an Inverted DDT

Nanael: Jwanna has had full control of this match from the start, Screech is not finding any ground.

Jwanna Dai grabs Screech's haircut
Jwanna Dai grabs one Screech's arms and spins, swinging him into the ropes, then lunges himself as well
Jwanna Dai charges his elbow
Screech uses his arms to parry the Back Elbow Smash

Jwanna Dai leaves the ring


Screech:  Jwanna, get back in here, you coward!  I don't know what you think you're doing here, but quit stalling!


Screech takes a breath gaining stamina

SCREECH gives a mean look to the opponent performing the Mind Liberator.


Jwanna:  Just getting a better angle to take you out from.  Go ahead, catch your breath - you'll be needing it!


Jwanna Dai goes up again in the ring

Screech gains the initiative exploiting his quickness!!
Screech holds Jwanna Dai by the head
and hits him right into his face with a knee strike executing a Knee on Head

Nanael: Big mistake on Jwanna's part! Screech lays in a knee as he comes back in.
Taki: He deserves to get hurt now. You never ever EVER turn away from the opponent.

Screech grabs his running opponent by the arm
to make his face fall on the mat with an Iron Talon

Screech locks Jwanna Dai's leg by blocking it against his own shoulder
and locks his leg against the shoulder to execute a IRON BEAK

Jwanna Dai escapes from the hold

Screech locks Jwanna Dai's leg by blocking it against his own shoulder
Jwanna Dai avoids being trapped in the IRON BEAK
Jwanna Dai approaches the rival laying on the ground
falling down with a Falling Headbutt hitting him with his head

Jwanna Dai grabs Screech's arms putting it between his legs
and throws him forward in a pinfall position performing a Recliner Pin
The match cannot end with a pin fall

Jwanna Dai grabs Screech's ankle
twisting it in an irregular way executing an Furious Foot Fumble


Jwanna:   Hahahahahaha!  Feel the Triple F, and know the warmth of the Hip Death Goddess!
Nanael: That's... an odd way of stating your move.

Jwanna Dai keeps his excruciating submission hold

Jwanna Dai keeps his agonizing submission hold
Jwanna Dai releases his grasp

Jwanna Dai grabs Screech's arms putting it between his legs
Screech avoids the attempt of the Recliner Pin, taking the initiative
Screech places his knee on Jwanna Dai's upper back
and pulls back on the arms, submitting him with a Surfboard Stretch

Screech keeps his weak submission hold

Screech keeps his weak submission hold
Screech releases his grasp

Screech grabs Jwanna Dai's hair
Screech grabs one Jwanna Dai's arms and spins, swinging him into the ropes, then lunges himself as well
Screech jumps onto Jwanna Dai with his feet held togheter
Jwanna Dai parryes the Dropsault
Jwanna Dai jumps towards his rival on the ground
hitting him with his head executing Falling Headbutt

Jwanna Dai pauses, looking distracted... Oh look, there's a flower...

Jwanna Dai gets a bit excited, repeating, Oh look, there's a flower...

Taki: Why is Jwanna getting so distracted? Hello! You're in a match!
Nanael: It can't be because of brain trauma...

Screech gets up!!

Jwanna Dai grabs his opponent shoving him towards the invisible flower, setting the crowd on fire performing Oh look, there's a flower...

Screech gains the initiative exploiting his quickness!!
Screech grabs Jwanna Dai's head
Jwanna Dai easily parries a Knee on Head

Screech holds Jwanna Dai by the head
and lows his face with the knee to perform a Knee on Head

Screech turns giving his shouldres to the adversary
and kicks him with a Mule Kick!

Screech raises the oppoent on the shoulder. and then hooks Jwanna Dai's knee on the back
to fall down slamming violently Jwanna Dai's nape on the ring executing an Emerald Fusion
Jwanna Dai pulls himself together and fights back

Jwanna Dai approaches his rival loading his arm
Screech wards off a Throat Thrust blocking it with an arm

Jwanna Dai and Screech stare proudly at each other and then engage in a exciting test of strength, trying to overcome their opponent


Jwanna:    Aaaaaaarrgh!  Get off!
Screech:   That all you got, old man?!?


after a few, seemingly endless, seconds and an enormous effort Jwanna Dai prevails pushing Screech on the ground
Jwanna Dai grabs Screech's ankle
Screech avoids the execution of the Ankle Lock

SCREECH kicks the opponent in the stomach
somehow dodge the Judgement Stunner
Jwanna Dai gets on the top turnbuckle with a jump
and leaps toward the prone opponent hitting him with his head, performing a Diving Headbutt

Jwanna Dai Lifts the opponent on his shoulders
Screech somehow block the Carpe Death 'Em

Screech grabs Jwanna Dai's hair
Screech grabs one Jwanna Dai's arms and spins, swinging him into the ropes, then lunges himself as well
Screech charges his elbow
striking him with an elbow performing a Back Elbow Smash

Screech gives a mean look to the opponent performing Winds of Change

Screech gets on the top turnbuckle
Jwanna Dai stops the correct execution of a Diving Crossbody
Jwanna Dai opens Screech's legs
performing a Kick to Groin

Jwanna Dai gets ready to hit Screech by opening his legs
hitting him with a Kick to Groin!

Nanael: Thankfully, this is a last man standing match, there's no DQ for blatant shots to the groin!

Jwanna Dai leaves the ring

Jwanna Dai takes a breath gaining stamina

Screech gets up!!

Screech gives a mean look to the opponent performing Winds of Change

Jwanna Dai goes up again in the ring

Screech gains the initiative exploiting his quickness!!
Screech gets next to Jwanna Dai bringing down an arm
Jwanna Dai blocks Screech's arm avoiding the execution of an European Uppercut
Jwanna Dai gets ready to hit Screech
and hits rapidly with his forearm his opponnent's jaw executing a European Uppercut

Jwanna Dai dives into Screech with a powerful clothesline
knocking him down executing a 3 Point Stance Charge

Jwanna Dai opens Screech's legs charging his leg
performing a Kick to Groin

Jwanna Dai grabs Screech's hair
Jwanna Dai grabs one Screech's arms and spins, swinging him into the ropes, then lunges himself as well
Jwanna Dai jumps onto Screech with his feet held togheter
and hits him with a Dropsault, spinning in the air before falling down to the mat

Jwanna Dai pauses, looking distracted... Oh look, there's a flower...

Screech gets up!!

Screech capitalizes on his opponent's distraction and jumps on him!
Screech puts a outstretched hand on Jwanna Dai's forehead
Jwanna Dai blocks Screech's hand avoiding the execution of an Eye Rake

Screech grabs Jwanna Dai's head
Jwanna Dai easily parries a Knee on Head

Screech puts a hand on Jwanna Dai's face
Jwanna Dai blocks Screech's hand avoiding the execution of an Eye Rake

Screech and Jwanna Dai stare proudly at each other and then engage in a exciting test of strength, trying to overcome their opponent

after a few, seemingly endless, seconds and an enormous effort Jwanna Dai prevails pushing Screech on the ground
Jwanna Dai hooks Screech's legs who's laying prone on the mat
causing him pain with a Reverse Figure 4

Jwanna Dai keeps his agonizing submission hold

Jwanna Dai keeps his ripping submission hold
Jwanna Dai releases his grasp

Jwanna Dai opens Screech's legs charging his leg
and hits him to the groin with a Kick to Groin

Jwanna Dai grabs Screech's ankle
Screech avoids the execution of the Ankle Lock

SCREECH kicks the opponent in the stomach
and then finishes him off with a neckbreaker.

SCREECH kicks the opponent in the stomach
and then finishes him off with a neckbreaker.

Nanael: Two big neckbreakers, but Screech has been on the receiving side for a long while. This may not be enough to turn the tide.

Screech:  Feel the PAIN, Jwanna!

Screech grabs Jwanna Dai's hair
Screech grabs Jwanna Dai with an arm and he stretches it out
to make his head fall down with a One Arm DDT

Screech grabs Jwanna Dai's hair
Screech grabs one of his opponent's arms and swings him into the ropes
Screech runs toward Jwanna Dai grasping his head
Jwanna Dai prevents the correct execution of a Running DDT not without effort
Jwanna Dai droops
and knocks him down hitting him with his forearm on the legs executing a Forearm On Leg

Jwanna Dai quickly puts Screech on the cover position
Screech hardly avoid being covered by the Irregular Pin

Screech grabs Jwanna Dai's leg
Jwanna Dai easily avoids the Koji Clutch gaining back initiative
Jwanna Dai grabs Screech's ankle
twisting the foot executing an Ankle Lock

Jwanna Dai keeps his agonizing submission hold

Screech escapes from the hold

Jwanna Dai crosses in a figure 4 Screech's legs who's laying prone on the mat
and subdues him with a Reverse Figure 4

Jwanna Dai keeps his ruthless submission hold
SCREECH IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!


Jwanna:  Look who's feeling the pain now, Screech!  Still more to come - you've got a lot to make up for!
Screech:  *grunting*  Not.  That.  Easy!


Screech escapes from the hold

Jwanna Dai grabs Screech's ankle
twisting it in an irregular way executing an Furious Foot Fumble

Screech escapes from the hold

Jwanna Dai jumps towards his rival on the ground
Screech moves at the last moment dodging a Falling Headbutt, taking the initiative
Screech grabs Jwanna Dai's leg
then he stretches it backward to cause pain, performing a Koji Clutch

Jwanna Dai escapes from the hold

Screech catches Jwanna Dai's leg through the shoulder
Jwanna Dai avoids being trapped in the Koji Clutch
Jwanna Dai jumps towards his rival on the ground
hitting him with his head executing Falling Headbutt

Jwanna Dai pauses, looking distracted... Oh look, there's a flower...

Jwanna Dai gets a bit excited, repeating, Oh look, there's a flower...

Screech gets up!!

Jwanna Dai grabs his opponent shoving him towards the invisible flower, setting the crowd on fire performing Oh look, there's a flower...

Taki: What's with this flower crap? There's nothing there!

Screech gets ready to hit Jwanna Dai
Jwanna Dai blocks Screech's arm avoiding the execution of an European Uppercut
Jwanna Dai grabs Screech's head
and lows his face with the knee to perform a Knee on Head

Jwanna Dai dives into Screech with a clothesline
knocking him down executing a 3 Point Stance Charge


Jwanna Dai:  Screeeeeeeech!!!  You ruined my career, now get ready to have yours ruined FOR GOOD!!


Jwanna Dai Lifts the opponent on his shoulders
and slams Screech on the mat executing a Megaburst Powerbomb
SCREECH HAS A CUT!!!

Nanael: That's one strong powerbomb!
Taki: And the back of Screech's head is showing the results. Blood is coming out!

Jwanna Dai takes a breath gaining stamina

Referee starts counting...

The referee is counting: Oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Jwanna Dai takes a breath gaining stamina

The referee is counting: Twooooooooooooooooo

Jwanna Dai leaves the ring

The referee is counting: Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Jwanna Dai goes up again in the ring

The referee is counting: Foooooooooooooooour

Jwanna Dai leaves the ring

The referee is counting: Fiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Screech gets up!!

Jwanna Dai goes up again in the ring

Screech gains the initiative exploiting his quickness!!
Screech gets ready to hit Jwanna Dai
and hits him with the forearm executing an European Uppercut

Screech leaves the ring

Jwanna Dai takes a breath gaining stamina

Jwanna Dai takes a breath gaining stamina

Screech takes a breath gaining stamina

Screech takes a breath gaining stamina

Jwanna Dai takes a breath gaining stamina

Jwanna Dai takes a breath gaining stamina

Taki: DO SOMETHING YA SNORES!

Screech goes up again in the ring

Screech gains the initiative exploiting his quickness!!
Screech turns against the adversary
Jwanna Dai eludes the attempt of a Mule Kick and he takes back the initiative
Jwanna Dai approaches Screech from behind and puts his head under Screechs arm
and hooks his arm between Screechs legs lifting him in the air twisting his body slamming him to the mat holding the power bomb executing a Blue Thunder Pin
The match cannot end with a pin fall

Jwanna Dai grabs a trash can
Screech avoids the impact moving behing the opponent's shoulders

Jwanna Dai grabs Screech's head
and lows his face with the knee to perform a Knee on Head

Jwanna Dai droops
and knocks him down hitting him with his forearm on the legs executing a Forearm On Leg

Jwanna Dai takes a breath gaining stamina

Referee starts counting...

The demon referee is counting: Oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Jwanna Dai takes a breath gaining stamina

The demon referee is counting: Twooooooooooooooooo

Jwanna Dai takes a breath gaining stamina

The demon referee is counting: Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Jwanna Dai takes a breath gaining stamina

The demon referee is counting: Foooooooooooooooour

Jwanna Dai takes a breath gaining stamina

The demon referee is counting: Fiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Jwanna Dai leaves the ring

The demon referee is counting: Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix

Jwanna Dai goes up again in the ring

The demon referee is counting: Seveeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Jwanna Dai takes a breath gaining stamina

The demon referee is counting: Eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Taki: Don't tell me that it ends with a forearm to the leg...

Jwanna Dai takes a breath gaining stamina

The referee is counting: Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Jwanna Dai takes a breath gaining stamina

The demon referee is counting: TEEEN! OUT! Ring the Bell! Ring the Bell!
Screech IS OUT!!!!!!
Jwanna Dai WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS Screech!!!


Jwanna:  I can barely breathe - what's that smell?  Sulfur?  I dunno, it's also way too hot!  

Jwanna shakes his head, thinking "Something's not right.  That really wasn't the guy in the car that hit me...  Why did I think that?!?  Shit, I hope he's OK - I didn't hold back at all!  I don't feel right... I can't think right - something's messing with my head..."

Lilynette laughs as he voice from the loudspeakers echo over the crowd and right into Jwanna Dai's head, "You're dead.  And you're mine.  Such a fun toy.  Now, get out of my ring!  On to the next..."

Jwanna's stunned but somehow knows it's true.  "What fresh hell is this?  Is this how I have to pay for my life?"

Nanael: Somebody didn't get the memo at all.
Taki: Give him a couple of days, I think he'll be okay here.