The Hells Gate Championship Title: Mathematics vs War Pickle

The following contest is a Hardcore Match scheduled for One Fall and its for The Hells Gate Championship!!

Introducing first: Mathematics who enters with
a glorious look on his face

and his opponent: War Pickle
a series of colored spotlights creates a terrific lightshow


Mathematics gains the initiative exploiting his quickness!!
Mathematics open his arms
War Pickle defends himself with the hands stopping a Mongolian Chop

Mathematics gets next to War Pickle bringing down an arm
War Pickle blocks Mathematics's arm avoiding the execution of an European Uppercut

Mathematics gets ready to hit War Pickle
War Pickle blocks Mathematics's arm avoiding the execution of an European Uppercut

Mathematics goes towards his rival
and executes a Throat Thrust hitting War Pickle to the neck
War Pickle pulls himself together and fights back

War Pickle gets ready to hit Mathematics
Mathematics blocks War Pickle's arm avoiding the execution of an European Uppercut

Naneal: Both men not finding any ground between each other.

War Pickle and Mathematics stare with disgust at each other and then engage in a exciting test of strength, trying to overcome their opponent

after a few, seemingly endless, seconds and an enormous effort Mathematics prevails pushing War Pickle on the ground
Mathematics opens wide his arms
with a Mongolian Chop

Mathematics prepares to hit War Pickle hurling his leg
and hits War Pickle with a Roundhouse Kick

Mathematics lifts War Pickle over his head
War Pickle twists his body breaking Mathematics s grip and dropping to the mat on his feet
War Pickle lifts up Mathematics on his shoulders to perform a Powerbomb twice
and slams him down to the ground twice performing a Double Powerbomb!!

War Pickle holds Mathematics wrists while he's laying on his belly pulling them on his back
then he twists them in an unnatural way performing a Chicken Wing

War Pickle keeps his Destructive submission hold

War Pickle keeps his Destructive submission hold
MATHEMATICS IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!
War Pickle releases his grasp

War Pickle gives a mean look to the opponent performing Destination X

Taki: Mathematics is gonna need to recalculate himself because War Pickle is taking him to class.

War Pickle then grabs Mathematics by the hair

Mathematics gets up!!

Mathematics approaches his rival loading his arm
and hits him to his throat with a Throat Thrust

Mathematics prepares to hit the rival
hits the rival quickly with his forearm performing a Forearm Smash

Mathematics prepares himself behind War Pickle and grasps his arms
War Pickle blocks the execution of a Full Nelson Bomb with difficulty

Naneal: War Pickle managed to get out of that problem before he got hit with that Full Nelson Bomb

Mathematics gets ready to hit War Pickle
War Pickle blocks Mathematics's arm avoiding the execution of an European Uppercut
War Pickle pulls himself together and fights back

War Pickle points to Mathematics with decision
and gives him an Ear Slap

War Pickle throws the leg
to hit Mathematics's head with an Overhead Kick

War Pickle bends Mathematics over sticking his head between his legs
then grabs Mathematics by the back of his shorts driving his head into the mat performing a Bisontennial!!

War Pickle gets ready to hit Mathematics by opening his legs
Mathematics parries the Kick to Groin
Mathematics pulls himself together and fights back

Mathematics gets close to War Pickle and let himself fall
and hits right his groin with the knee to perform a Groin Knee Drop

Mathematics jumps over War Pickle after a little run
and hits right his groin with the knee to perform a Groin Knee Drop

Naneal: Oh come on! The referee needs to get on Mathematics for those blatant shots to the groin!
Taki: Relax Naneal, there are no oranges in those trunks, just a pickle.
Naneal: Taki...

Mathematics puts both of his hands on his waist, breaths

War Pickle gets up!!

and walks around the ring gaining stamina performing Waiting

War Pickle gains the initiative exploiting his quickness!!
War Pickle grabs Mathematics's head
and lows his face with the knee to perform a Knee on Head

War Pickle gets ready to hit Mathematics with a kick
to hit Mathematics's head with an Overhead Kick

War Pickle lifts Mathematics up onto his shoulders in a powerbomb position
Mathematics breaks loose from War Pickle's grasp,neutralizing the Tragic End and regaining the initiative!

Mathematics grabs War Pickle while he is stunned
War Pickle somehow block the Gladiator Slam

Naneal: Both of them looking to hit that one big move to shift the momentum, but neither one find it!

Mathematics opens wide his arms
with a Mongolian Chop

Mathematics loads his arm chop style and
War Pickle blocks the rival's arm preventing the execution of a Forearm Smash

Mathematics leaves the ring

War Pickle gives a mean look to the opponent  

Mathematics goes up again in the ring

War Pickle raises his hands to the sky, setting the crowd on fire

Mathematics approaches his rival loading his arm
War Pickle wards off a Throat Thrust blocking it with an arm

Mathematics goes towards his rival
War Pickle wards off a Throat Thrust blocking it with an arm

Taki: Did Mathematics think the equation was going to change if he did the problem twice?
Naneal: These puns need to stop sometime Taki.

War Pickle holds Mathematics by the head
and hits him right into the face with the knee, executing a Knee on Head

War Pickle charges the leg
Mathematics gets down to dodge an Overhead Kick and counterattacks

Mathematics takes a short run
War Pickle deadens the blow with his own knees, blocking the Elbow Drop

War Pickle grasps his rival's arm placing himself sideways to him laying on the ground
squeezing him with his weight and twists that arm unnaturally closing it in a Fujiwara Armbar

Mathematics escapes from the hold

Naneal: Both are still looking for a mistake from the other.
Taki: Wait... I remembered that this is a no DQ match! HEY! GET SOME KENDO STICKS IN THERE OR SOMETHING!

War Pickle opens Mathematics's legs charging his leg
Mathematics skips aside to avoid the Kick to Groin and counterattacks
Mathematics gets close to War Pickle and let himself fall
and hits right his groin with the knee to perform a Groin Knee Drop

Mathematics bounces against the ropes
and dives on War Pickle with a Elbow Drop

War Pickle kicks out

War Pickle gets ready to hit Mathematics
and hits him with the forearm executing an European Uppercut

War Pickle gets ready to hit Mathematics with a kick
Mathematics gets down to dodge an Overhead Kick and counterattacks
Mathematics slams his stunned opponent down
and gets on his belly with both feet performing a Walk on Belly

Mathematics pulls War Pickle still groggy, by his hair
Mathematics prepares himself behind War Pickle and grasps his arms
then he loads him on his shoulders and slams him to the ground executing a Full Nelson Bomb

Mathematics bounces against the ropes
War Pickle deadens the blow with his own knees, blocking the Big Splash Pin

War Pickle bends Mathematics's arm behind his back while he's laying on the mat
Mathematics easily avoids a Chicken Wing, gaining the initiative.

Mathematics takes a short run
performing a Big Splash Pin

War Pickle kicks out
Mathematics lifts War Pickle up, still groggy

War Pickle gets ready to hit Mathematics
and hits rapidly with his forearm his opponnent's jaw executing a European Uppercut

War Pickle leaves the ring

Mathematics takes a breath gaining stamina

War Pickle goes up again in the ring

Mathematics gets ready to hit War Pickle
and hits rapidly with his forearm his opponent's jaw executing a European Uppercut

Mathematics prepares to hit the rival
and tosses it towards the rival executing a Forearm Smash hitting him with his forearm

Mathematics grabs War Pickle and brings him over his head
and starts doing pushups with the rival's body and tosses him with strength to the ground performing a Military Press

Naneal: Mathematics now has complete control of the match and War Pickle is is trouble.
Taki: All those shots to the groin have finally taken their toll.

Mathematics gets close to War Pickle and let himself fall
and hits him with a Groin Knee Drop on his groin
War Pickle pulls himself together and fights back

War Pickle gets next to Mathematics bringing down an arm
and hits rapidly with his forearm his opponnent's jaw executing a European Uppercut

War Pickle lifts his running opponent by grabbing his arm
to throw him down with an Uraken

War Pickle grabs Mathematics's hair
War Pickle grabs one of his opponent's arms and swings him into the ropes
War Pickle runs toward Mathematics grasping his head
and leaps driving him down to the ground performing a Running DDT

War Pickle grabs Mathematics's hair
War Pickle puts the adversary's head between the legs to grab him
and drags him in a Pulling Piledriver!!

War Pickle lifts up Mathematics on his shoulders and
drop backwards with opponents face in that direction executing a Faceback
MATHEMATICS HAS A CUT!!!

Referee starts counting...

The referee is counting: Oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The referee is counting: Twooooooooooooooooo

THE SLAYER DROPKICKS THE REFEREE, KNOCKING HIM OUT!!

Naneal: Oh, come on! That's three! Look, Mathematics is still covered!

The Slayer uses an extinguisher and slams it into War Pickles head, War Pickle is out for the count!
OH! BUT WAIT ITS DEVON BIN COLE, SNEAKS UP BEHIND THE SLAYER AND GIVES HIM A PENTHOUSE SLAM!!

Mathematics wakes up along with War Pickle
Mathematics gains the initiative

Devon Bin Cole rolls The Slayer out of the ring to continue beating him down.

Mathematics grabs War Pickle while he is stunned
and lifts War Pickle on his shoulders and spins him around in the air slamming War Pickle on the mat and goes for the pin executing a Gladiator Slam
THE REFEREE WAKES UP AND STARTS A SLOW COUNT!

The referee is counting: Oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

...

The referee is counting: Twooooooooooooooooo

...
Naneal: No, no! Not this way!

The referee is counting: Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

WAR PICKLE IS OUT!!!!!!
Mathematics WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS WAR PICKLE!!!
Here's your winner, and THE NEEEEEEEEWWWWW HELLLSS GAATE CHAAAAMPIOOOOON Mathematics

Taki: Mathematics put two and two together to make-
Naneal: Oh no you don't Taki! I won't let you finish that pun!